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Lily Tomlin - From the Beauty category:
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? (Lily Tomlin)
Lily Tomlin - From the Books category:
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed. (Lily Tomlin)
Lily Tomlin - From the Complaining category:
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. (Lily Tomlin)
Lily Tomlin - From the Prayer category:
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. (Lily Tomlin)
Lily Tomlin - From the Questions category:
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? (Lily Tomlin)
Lily Tomlin - From the Reality category:
What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch. (Lily Tomlin)
Lily Tomlin - From the Recognition category:
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. (Lily Tomlin)
Lily Tomlin - From the Success category:
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. (Lily Tomlin)
Lily Tomlin - From the Winning category:
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat. (Lily Tomlin)
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