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Joan Rivers - From the Advice category:
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. (Joan Rivers)
Joan Rivers - From the Audience category:
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy. (Joan Rivers)
Joan Rivers - From the Competition category:
Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top. (Joan Rivers)
Joan Rivers - From the Health category:
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. (Joan Rivers)
Joan Rivers - From the Humour category:
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. (Joan Rivers)
Joan Rivers - From the Idealism category:
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found. (Joan Rivers)
Joan Rivers - From the Journey category:
He who limps is still walking. (Joan Rivers)
Joan Rivers - From the Keys category:
People say that money isn't the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. (Joan Rivers)
Joan Rivers - From the Optimism category:
I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present. (Joan Rivers)
Joan Rivers - From the Success category:
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. (Joan Rivers)
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