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Andy Rooney Quotes



Quotes by Andy Rooney - (22 quotes)

Andy Rooney - From the Aging category:

I've learned... that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Appreciation category:

I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Attitude category:

I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Children category:

I've learned... that having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Children category:

I've learned... that you should never say no to a gift from a child. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Children category:

I've learned... that simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Desire category:

I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Education category:

I've learned... that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Friendship category:

I've learned... that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Growth category:

I've learned... that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Happiness category:

I've learned... that when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Importance category:

I've learned... that being kind is more important than being right. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Life category:

I've learned... that life is tough, but I'm tougher. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Love category:

I've learned... that when you're in love, it shows. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Mentors category:

I've learned... that the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Money category:

I've learned... that money doesn't buy class. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Opportunity category:

I've learned... that opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Prayer category:

I've learned... that I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Time category:

I've learned... that the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Understanding category:

I've learned... that sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Wonder category:

I've learned... that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. (Andy Rooney)

Andy Rooney - From the Words category:

I've learned... that one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them. (Andy Rooney)