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Bill Maher - From the Change category:
I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it. (Bill Maher)
Bill Maher - From the Curiosity category:
Curious people are interesting people. I wonder why that is? (Bill Maher)
Bill Maher - From the Friendship category:
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. (Bill Maher)
Bill Maher - From the Health category:
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. (Bill Maher)
Bill Maher - From the Humour category:
The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight... (Bill Maher)
Bill Maher - From the Ideas category:
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them. (Bill Maher)
Bill Maher - From the Politics category:
The government has been satirized for your protection. (Bill Maher)
Bill Maher - From the Religion category:
Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? (Bill Maher)
Bill Maher - From the Survival category:
Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor. (Bill Maher)
Bill Maher - From the Travel category:
I wish someone would just start Fly At Your Own Risk Airlines. How 'bout that? You can have your hair gel, you can have your lighter, you can have a !@#$%&* gun, how 'bout that?... The ticket just says 'shit happens' on the back... (Bill Maher)
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