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Lewis Grizzard - From the Aging category:
I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out. (Lewis Grizzard)
Lewis Grizzard - From the Drunkenness category:
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it. (Lewis Grizzard)
Lewis Grizzard - From the Language category:
Mama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work. (Lewis Grizzard)
Lewis Grizzard - From the Love category:
If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low. (Lewis Grizzard)
Lewis Grizzard - From the Mistakes category:
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one. (Lewis Grizzard)
Lewis Grizzard - From the Pathfinders category:
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. (Lewis Grizzard)
Lewis Grizzard - From the Pets category:
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' (Lewis Grizzard)
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