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Quotes by Johnny Carson - (2 quotes)

Johnny Carson - From the Humour category:

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. (Johnny Carson)

Johnny Carson - From the Life category:

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. (Johnny Carson)