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Woody Allen - From the Aging category:
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Drunkenness category:
I'm not a drinker - my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year's Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Failure category:
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Friendship category:
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Gender category:
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Greatness category:
The only thing standing between me and greatness is me. I feel I should have done better. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Guilt category:
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Happiness category:
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Illusion category:
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Immortality category:
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Life category:
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Love category:
Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Money category:
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Music category:
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Nature category:
I am at two with nature. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Poetry category:
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Questions category:
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Religion category:
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Space category:
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Time category:
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Tradition category:
Tradition is the illusion of permanance. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Universe category:
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Work category:
I spend a lot of time idly. I go to sporting events, play my clarinet. I practise. But if you work every day, a certain amount on a steady basis, the work accumulates. (Woody Allen)
Woody Allen - From the Writing category:
I like writing. It keeps my mind off grim subjects. It's therapeutic in the same way a patient in an institution is given fingerpaints. (Woody Allen)
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