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Spike Milligan - From the Authority category:
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. (Spike Milligan)
Spike Milligan - From the Courage category:
I'm a hero with coward's legs. (Spike Milligan)
Spike Milligan - From the Happiness category:
Money can't buy you happiness . But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. (Spike Milligan)
Spike Milligan - From the Health category:
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. (Spike Milligan)
Spike Milligan - From the Life category:
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens. (Spike Milligan)
Spike Milligan - From the Money category:
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. (Spike Milligan)
Spike Milligan - From the Poetry category:
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. (Spike Milligan)
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