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Steven Wright - From the Earth category:
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.' (Steven Wright)
Steven Wright - From the Fire category:
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. (Steven Wright)
Steven Wright - From the Possessions category:
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it. (Steven Wright)
Steven Wright - From the Risk category:
You know how it feels when you're leaning back on a chair, and you lean too far back, and you almost fall over backwards, but then you catch yourself at the last second? I feel like that all the time. (Steven Wright)
Steven Wright - From the Time category:
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. (Steven Wright)
Steven Wright - From the Writing category:
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. (Steven Wright)
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