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Jimmy Durante - From the Audience category:
Ladies and Gentlemen, you are under no obligation to laugh. However, if you don't, we have a brand new audience warming up in the basement. (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Beginning category:
Now you know that you can't go wrong... If you start each day with a song. (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Consideration category:
Be awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down. (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Gender category:
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Humanity category:
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once. (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Humour category:
All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us. (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Music category:
I hate music, especially when it's played. (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Music category:
-to his orchestra...
Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place. (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Politics category:
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did. (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Portraiture category:
My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head. (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Questions category:
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone? (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Relaxation category:
What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red. (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Silence category:
Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth. (Jimmy Durante)
Jimmy Durante - From the Words category:
-when accused of splitting an infinitive...
I don't just split 'em. When I goes to woik on 'em, I breaks 'em up in little pieces. (Jimmy Durante)
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